Bill and Ted's Excellent New Year's Eve!

So... hypothetically speaking of course.

This hypo comes with a hitch.  There is a bit of a time constraint in it, so pay attention.  Upon reading this you will be asked how you would react in the first minute of the situation happening.  Therefore, we request that your response be just that; how you reacted in the first minute after reading this hypo... be honest kiddies.

It's new years eve and you are rocking out your usual celebratory revelry.  You are in a bar, or a house party or any type of social gather you choose.  Lets also say that you have been drinking heavily leading up to the big moment.  Everyone is there getting wastey faced and suddenly at 11:59pm an overpowering mental epiphany (if you will), overcomes you.  It informs you that at midnight you will be able to mentally travel back in time to yourself exactly one year before (New Years 2009) and take one minute to inform yourself of any information you deem important.

Now, some things to consider:

• You are very drunk right now, so you are probably having some pretty trippy images floating through your head regardless of this space time warp epiphany thingy.
• You ONLY visit yourself MENTALLY, meaning your previous self gets the information you want them to know in their head (which is clearly not as convincing as seeing a physical representation of yourself standing before you)
• Lets also assume your previous self (2009 version), is also extremely drunk...

So you drunk are mentally trying to communicate what your perceive to be vital information to also you drunk 1 year prior, and you only have 1 minute to get your point across.

Whatever comes to you're mind RIGHT NOW, is what you should leave in the comments.  GO!

Oh yea Happy New Year!!!

Get on your Boss’ “Nice” List at the Company Holiday Party!

So, hypothetically speaking, of course...

You've worked hard at your current company and find yourself in a position of power with 3 or 4 people working underneath you.  You've hired an attracitve intern that gave a good interview a few months back.  You know through colleagues that he/she parties pretty hard, and you're interested to see what happens at your company's holiday party.

So the holiday party starts off uneventful until said intern gets a little sloppy.  He/She is all over you and you've never seen this side of them before, but you're DEFINITELY into it...younger, attractive intern.  You're getting a little sloppy as well, and you're starting to realize that it probably looks strange to have your intern all over you in front of your colleagues.  You wisen up and tell the intern to meet you at the local bar in an hour for a drink so it doesn't look like you've left together.

You cap the night off with the intern and a whiskey on the rocks...they invite you back to their place, you accept.  Things are getting hot and heavy as you move to the bedroom.  Here's where things get wierd.  The intern stops for a minute and says, "If we're going to do this, the only way I can get off is if we film it."

You're clearly already into it, but you do realize the moral implications of the situation.  You probably shouldn't be hooking up with them anyways...they're your subordinate!  However, remember that you're EXTREMELY intoxicated at this point and just polished off your like 8th straight up whiskey in addition to whatever else you've been drinking at the open bar.

Do you stop?  You've already come so far...
Do you refuse to let them film?  How will they react to that?
Do you say "screw it" and go through with it anyways?

Merry Christmas!
(inspired from conversation with VCH)

Give me mustaches or give me death...

So hypothetically speaking... of course.

This one goes out to all the sexy stache's out there.  Please donate at www.m4kboston.org

You go to a bar, like you do, cause that's what you do.  You are on the lookout for some sexy lady; a few beers later you find her.  You guys totally hit it off.  She's sexy, intelligent, you are really enjoying her company.

You guys hit it off so well, you go back to her place.... and you do it.  The sex, it happens.

Post amazing sex, you have to head home.  Next day, you can't wait to see her.  You clearly have the beginnings of a promising relationship, and it's only been 24 hrs.

You guys meet up again and everything is going fantastic as expected, but with one caveat.  You find when you go in for a kiss, she's a bit heavy on the peach fuzz.  So much so that its slightly beyond the "fuzz" state.  You CANNOT feel it when you kiss and you CANNOT see it unless you're within 8 inches of her face.

So here's the shtick.  She is perfect in every way, except for her feminine cookie duster.  How long do you wait to tell her?  Do you even tell her?  Does it matter to you?  If you do tell her, do you request a full shave, or do you simply mention to her that you recognize its existence?  What do you do?!