Caught between a pizza and an awkward place.

So...hypothetically speaking, of course....

You're engaged to a lovely lady.  You love her dearly and trust her completely.  The feelings are mutual.  It's every perfect thing about a relationship you never thought existed until you met her.

The two of you live at an apartment complex where you both have friends.  A long time girlfriend of your fiancee's just moved into the building from out of town.  You've met her several times when she has visited in the past, but never without your fiancee.  Your fiancee considers her "eccentric" but one of her best friends in the world.  She's going to be in her wedding party.

Your fiancee is out of town on business, so you see this as a perfect opportunity for a fun night with the guys.  You go out with your buddies and after closing time, you stumble out of a cab back at your apartment complex.  You're checking your mail at the mailboxes when you run into your fiancee's girlfriend that just moved in.  She's been out drinking as well and invites you up to her place for a night cap.  This is the perfect opportunity to get to know each other better.  You agree.

Note, this is a completely non-threatening, non-sexual situation.  You've met this girl a couple of times and you know that your fiancee trusts her completely.  Your fiancee would NOT have a problem with this situation.

So, you go back to her place and she decides she wants frozen pizza.  You think that's a wonderful idea because, really, who DOESN'T want frozen pizza after a night of drinking.  She preheats the oven.

For whatever reason, conversation dulls.  She asks if you want to watch TV while you wait.  You agree.

She turns on the TV and it's on porn.  You chuckle a little, she doesn't respond, and doesn't change the channel.  She's watching it like it's the Food Network or the nightly news.  Not making any passes at you or even any eye contact.  She's on a completely different couch.  She's not interested in you, she's interested in the porn.

Do you continue watching?  If you do, do you tell your girlfriend.

Remember, there's frozen pizza in the oven that's 20 minutes from being DELICIOUS!

Ladies, reverse it if you wish.

Mmmm.... Hair... So gooooooood.

So...hypothetically speaking, of course.....

There is a restaurant you love. Absolutely love. At this restaurant is a meal that is so delicious you go there at least once a week to eat it. Most weeks you go twice. You've tried to find this meal elsewhere, but nowhere compares to this one restaurant. You can eat this plate till the cows come home, never been sick, always delicious.

One day you hear through the grapevine that the chef at this restaurant has been tampering with the food. He's not washing his hands. He's scratching dead skin off into the dishes. He's spitting in meals. This has not been proven, but its a widely believed rumor.

Do you keep going to the restaurant. Do you give up the most delicious meal you've ever had?

Submitted By: MSF

Liquid Death

So, hypothetically speaking of course...

You and your best friend are on a hike. Your friend thinks he/she knows a shortcut and you follow. It turns out that they were wrong and you end up lost. The two of you ration what supplies you have left as you wander around for the next 7 days. You both know at this point there is an extremely low chance of survival (less than 1%). You've managed to keep 12 oz of water as well as 12 oz of you favorite beer. Now, you both know that if you drink the water, you can survive 1 more day (but only 1 more, 99% chance you perish after that day). If you drink the beer, you die that day.

Which do you drink?

(Submitted by CH)
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