Bill and Ted's Excellent New Year's Eve!

So... hypothetically speaking of course.

This hypo comes with a hitch.  There is a bit of a time constraint in it, so pay attention.  Upon reading this you will be asked how you would react in the first minute of the situation happening.  Therefore, we request that your response be just that; how you reacted in the first minute after reading this hypo... be honest kiddies.

It's new years eve and you are rocking out your usual celebratory revelry.  You are in a bar, or a house party or any type of social gather you choose.  Lets also say that you have been drinking heavily leading up to the big moment.  Everyone is there getting wastey faced and suddenly at 11:59pm an overpowering mental epiphany (if you will), overcomes you.  It informs you that at midnight you will be able to mentally travel back in time to yourself exactly one year before (New Years 2009) and take one minute to inform yourself of any information you deem important.

Now, some things to consider:

• You are very drunk right now, so you are probably having some pretty trippy images floating through your head regardless of this space time warp epiphany thingy.
• You ONLY visit yourself MENTALLY, meaning your previous self gets the information you want them to know in their head (which is clearly not as convincing as seeing a physical representation of yourself standing before you)
• Lets also assume your previous self (2009 version), is also extremely drunk...

So you drunk are mentally trying to communicate what your perceive to be vital information to also you drunk 1 year prior, and you only have 1 minute to get your point across.

Whatever comes to you're mind RIGHT NOW, is what you should leave in the comments.  GO!

Oh yea Happy New Year!!!

Get on your Boss’ “Nice” List at the Company Holiday Party!

So, hypothetically speaking, of course...

You've worked hard at your current company and find yourself in a position of power with 3 or 4 people working underneath you.  You've hired an attracitve intern that gave a good interview a few months back.  You know through colleagues that he/she parties pretty hard, and you're interested to see what happens at your company's holiday party.

So the holiday party starts off uneventful until said intern gets a little sloppy.  He/She is all over you and you've never seen this side of them before, but you're DEFINITELY into it...younger, attractive intern.  You're getting a little sloppy as well, and you're starting to realize that it probably looks strange to have your intern all over you in front of your colleagues.  You wisen up and tell the intern to meet you at the local bar in an hour for a drink so it doesn't look like you've left together.

You cap the night off with the intern and a whiskey on the rocks...they invite you back to their place, you accept.  Things are getting hot and heavy as you move to the bedroom.  Here's where things get wierd.  The intern stops for a minute and says, "If we're going to do this, the only way I can get off is if we film it."

You're clearly already into it, but you do realize the moral implications of the situation.  You probably shouldn't be hooking up with them anyways...they're your subordinate!  However, remember that you're EXTREMELY intoxicated at this point and just polished off your like 8th straight up whiskey in addition to whatever else you've been drinking at the open bar.

Do you stop?  You've already come so far...
Do you refuse to let them film?  How will they react to that?
Do you say "screw it" and go through with it anyways?

Merry Christmas!
(inspired from conversation with VCH)

Give me mustaches or give me death...

So hypothetically speaking... of course.

This one goes out to all the sexy stache's out there.  Please donate at www.m4kboston.org

You go to a bar, like you do, cause that's what you do.  You are on the lookout for some sexy lady; a few beers later you find her.  You guys totally hit it off.  She's sexy, intelligent, you are really enjoying her company.

You guys hit it off so well, you go back to her place.... and you do it.  The sex, it happens.

Post amazing sex, you have to head home.  Next day, you can't wait to see her.  You clearly have the beginnings of a promising relationship, and it's only been 24 hrs.

You guys meet up again and everything is going fantastic as expected, but with one caveat.  You find when you go in for a kiss, she's a bit heavy on the peach fuzz.  So much so that its slightly beyond the "fuzz" state.  You CANNOT feel it when you kiss and you CANNOT see it unless you're within 8 inches of her face.

So here's the shtick.  She is perfect in every way, except for her feminine cookie duster.  How long do you wait to tell her?  Do you even tell her?  Does it matter to you?  If you do tell her, do you request a full shave, or do you simply mention to her that you recognize its existence?  What do you do?!

"Connect" with the Stars...

(Fap)

So hypothetically speaking, of course.

Many folks that are in a committed relationship often joke about having those celebrity's crushes, and if they got the chance they would totally mash that shit (a.k.a have sex with them). The general deal of these conversations includes some verbal contract stating that if you ever got the chance to hook up with that person, you are cleared with your partner to do so. Mine personally is Natalie Portman, hence my choice of picture for today's post. My partners is Johhny Depp or some shit, whatever, who cares?

Long story short, here's the deal. Your partner has a celebrity crush. What if on some magical evening they are out doing whatever they do, and the stars align such that they are standing in front of that crush they so desire. Those same stars align with even more perfection and the two of them hit it off and there they are, standing in front of their celebrity crush and they are 100% willing to hook up. Are YOU cool with them hooking up? After all, you gave them the go ahead to do just that for so many years.

To that same point, what if you get the chance? How would you feel about it, how would your partner feel about it?

Really go with it here, let it all out (in the comment section).

Submitted by AMR

Caught between a pizza and an awkward place.

So...hypothetically speaking, of course....

You're engaged to a lovely lady.  You love her dearly and trust her completely.  The feelings are mutual.  It's every perfect thing about a relationship you never thought existed until you met her.

The two of you live at an apartment complex where you both have friends.  A long time girlfriend of your fiancee's just moved into the building from out of town.  You've met her several times when she has visited in the past, but never without your fiancee.  Your fiancee considers her "eccentric" but one of her best friends in the world.  She's going to be in her wedding party.

Your fiancee is out of town on business, so you see this as a perfect opportunity for a fun night with the guys.  You go out with your buddies and after closing time, you stumble out of a cab back at your apartment complex.  You're checking your mail at the mailboxes when you run into your fiancee's girlfriend that just moved in.  She's been out drinking as well and invites you up to her place for a night cap.  This is the perfect opportunity to get to know each other better.  You agree.

Note, this is a completely non-threatening, non-sexual situation.  You've met this girl a couple of times and you know that your fiancee trusts her completely.  Your fiancee would NOT have a problem with this situation.

So, you go back to her place and she decides she wants frozen pizza.  You think that's a wonderful idea because, really, who DOESN'T want frozen pizza after a night of drinking.  She preheats the oven.

For whatever reason, conversation dulls.  She asks if you want to watch TV while you wait.  You agree.

She turns on the TV and it's on porn.  You chuckle a little, she doesn't respond, and doesn't change the channel.  She's watching it like it's the Food Network or the nightly news.  Not making any passes at you or even any eye contact.  She's on a completely different couch.  She's not interested in you, she's interested in the porn.

Do you continue watching?  If you do, do you tell your girlfriend.

Remember, there's frozen pizza in the oven that's 20 minutes from being DELICIOUS!

Ladies, reverse it if you wish.

Mmmm.... Hair... So gooooooood.

So...hypothetically speaking, of course.....

There is a restaurant you love. Absolutely love. At this restaurant is a meal that is so delicious you go there at least once a week to eat it. Most weeks you go twice. You've tried to find this meal elsewhere, but nowhere compares to this one restaurant. You can eat this plate till the cows come home, never been sick, always delicious.

One day you hear through the grapevine that the chef at this restaurant has been tampering with the food. He's not washing his hands. He's scratching dead skin off into the dishes. He's spitting in meals. This has not been proven, but its a widely believed rumor.

Do you keep going to the restaurant. Do you give up the most delicious meal you've ever had?

Submitted By: MSF

Liquid Death

So, hypothetically speaking of course...

You and your best friend are on a hike. Your friend thinks he/she knows a shortcut and you follow. It turns out that they were wrong and you end up lost. The two of you ration what supplies you have left as you wander around for the next 7 days. You both know at this point there is an extremely low chance of survival (less than 1%). You've managed to keep 12 oz of water as well as 12 oz of you favorite beer. Now, you both know that if you drink the water, you can survive 1 more day (but only 1 more, 99% chance you perish after that day). If you drink the beer, you die that day.

Which do you drink?

(Submitted by CH)
P.S. We fixed it so that anyone can comment.  No profile or name needed.

Would you date a giraffe-lady?

So, hypothetically speaking, of course:

You're a single guy living in the city. You have an active social life and are looking for a casual relationship. You meet this really cool girl at your favorite local pub and hit it off. Great personality, attractive, nice body; this is definitely someone you would date. You invite her back to your apartment for a nightcap. Things are getting heated when you make your way to the bedroom. As you begin unbuttoning her blouse, you notice that her skin underneath her shirt is discolored. It looks like she has giant birth-marks covering her entire body.

What do you do?

If you can get past it for the night, do you call her again? Can you date the giraffe-lady?

Ladies, just reverse it to make the situation have a guy with birth marks, or if you're into it, keep imagining it is a girl...

Think about it for a minute before clicking below.

To answer some questions:
Q: Can you see the birthmark elsewhere?
A: No, the birthmarks are completely hidden from plain sight. You had no idea they were there until you started rounding first base and headed for second.

Q: Are they more like moles?
A: No, it is a giant birth mark. No moles, no disease, just major discoloration of her skin. Looks like what a giraffe would look like.

Q: Are they bumpy?
A: Only if your into that....No, not bumpy, just discolorations.