So, hypothetically speaking, of course:
You're a single guy living in the city. You have an active social life and are looking for a casual relationship. You meet this really cool girl at your favorite local pub and hit it off. Great personality, attractive, nice body; this is definitely someone you would date. You invite her back to your apartment for a nightcap. Things are getting heated when you make your way to the bedroom. As you begin unbuttoning her blouse, you notice that her skin underneath her shirt is discolored. It looks like she has giant birth-marks covering her entire body.
What do you do?
If you can get past it for the night, do you call her again? Can you date the giraffe-lady?
Ladies, just reverse it to make the situation have a guy with birth marks, or if you're into it, keep imagining it is a girl...
Think about it for a minute before clicking below.
To answer some questions:
Q: Can you see the birthmark elsewhere?
A: No, the birthmarks are completely hidden from plain sight. You had no idea they were there until you started rounding first base and headed for second.
Q: Are they more like moles?
A: No, it is a giant birth mark. No moles, no disease, just major discoloration of her skin. Looks like what a giraffe would look like.
Q: Are they bumpy?
A: Only if your into that....No, not bumpy, just discolorations.
Our thoughts:
Well, obviously I'd be shocked. It would definitely throw me off my game. After talking about it, and realizing that it doesn't affect anything, I think I could get past it for the evening. I would definitely call her again if I really liked her. I could date the giraffe lady. Could you?
Looking forward to your comments...
Friday, September 4, 2009
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If she were amazing and we really hit off, I would definitely call her back. It's not every day I met a girl I really connect with. I think I could totally get past the birth marks. For one they are not her fault, it's natural. Secondly, they are only on her abdomen, not to be seen while you're just hanging out in public. I mean you couldn't go to beach, but really giraffe's hate the beach anyways. That's why they live in the middle of Africa.
ReplyDeleteI don't know who this Mike guy is but it sounds like you really need to get... well, you know. In all seriousness though, I would like to believe that I would look past it, but knowing myself, in time, I would lose interest. Something as visible as Giraffe spots would definitely take its toll on my emotional connection.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, are these spots bumpy? Like, can I feel them? Cause then it's a definite no. I'm not quite this shallow, just realistic.
She couldn't quite explain them, they'd always just beeeeennnnnn therrrrrrre. MMM MMM MMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM.
ReplyDeleteAlso do it, don't call back.
I think I can safely say I would be shocked and of course curious about the spots. After the shock wears off, I'd be cool. I feel like I would not be bothered by the spots at all.
ReplyDeleteIf she's that rad, I'd get over it, maybe encourage her to show em off more often.
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