There is a restaurant you love. Absolutely love. At this restaurant is a meal that is so delicious you go there at least once a week to eat it. Most weeks you go twice. You've tried to find this meal elsewhere, but nowhere compares to this one restaurant. You can eat this plate till the cows come home, never been sick, always delicious.
One day you hear through the grapevine that the chef at this restaurant has been tampering with the food. He's not washing his hands. He's scratching dead skin off into the dishes. He's spitting in meals. This has not been proven, but its a widely believed rumor.
Do you keep going to the restaurant. Do you give up the most delicious meal you've ever had?
Submitted By: MSF
MSF's comments:
I would continue to eat at the restaurant but each visit I would decrease my tip unti it was nothing (while maybe a little bit for the server).
If the rumor was false, the food would start to get gross and I would stop going. After a while they would forget my face and I could make a return with a full on tip.
But if the rumor was true, the food would continue to taste good and be cheaper. Then I'd keep eating there until they sneak a mushroom or avocado into my dish.
This being America, innocent until proven guilty, I'm still eating, perhaps all these 'seasonings' are what makes it sooo good.
ReplyDeleteI would try to catch this guy in the act. I would like to lie to myself and say that all of the meals I have eaten are not tainted, but if the rumors are true, I need to find out for sure. If through my spying I find out that it IS true. I'm spilitting this bitch wide open and posting a letter to the editor in the local newspaper to shut this son-of-a-bitch down. Nobody screws with stuff I eat!
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I'm considering never eating at any restaurant ever again actually. It's so mental for me. If I have even the slightest notion that this guy's fudging with my food, I will be grossed out just thinking about it. The enjoyment I previously felt would be gone for sure.
ReplyDeleteScenes from the movie "Waiting" keep popping into my head right now, and I seriously feel nauseous. Thanks.
I would eat my meal until I saw a hair, then I would pull out the hair and still eat my meal. Call me disgusting....
ReplyDeleteI'd keep going until the rumor's proven true... hoping that the rumor's themselves would put an end to the disgusting practice.
ReplyDeleteI would continue to eat at the restaurant but each visit I would decrease my tip unti it was nothing (while maybe a little bit for the server).
ReplyDeleteIf the rumor was false, the food would start to get gross and I would stop going. After a while they would forget my face and I could make a return with a full on tip.
But if the rumor was true, the food would continue to taste good and be cheaper. Then I'd keep eating there until they sn a mushroom or avocado into my dish.
When men with beards eat and food passes through your beard-hole (aka mouth) it inevitably gets hair on it. Ipso facto, hair in your food is the only acceptable way to eat.
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