Bill and Ted's Excellent New Year's Eve!

So... hypothetically speaking of course.

This hypo comes with a hitch.  There is a bit of a time constraint in it, so pay attention.  Upon reading this you will be asked how you would react in the first minute of the situation happening.  Therefore, we request that your response be just that; how you reacted in the first minute after reading this hypo... be honest kiddies.

It's new years eve and you are rocking out your usual celebratory revelry.  You are in a bar, or a house party or any type of social gather you choose.  Lets also say that you have been drinking heavily leading up to the big moment.  Everyone is there getting wastey faced and suddenly at 11:59pm an overpowering mental epiphany (if you will), overcomes you.  It informs you that at midnight you will be able to mentally travel back in time to yourself exactly one year before (New Years 2009) and take one minute to inform yourself of any information you deem important.

Now, some things to consider:

• You are very drunk right now, so you are probably having some pretty trippy images floating through your head regardless of this space time warp epiphany thingy.
• You ONLY visit yourself MENTALLY, meaning your previous self gets the information you want them to know in their head (which is clearly not as convincing as seeing a physical representation of yourself standing before you)
• Lets also assume your previous self (2009 version), is also extremely drunk...

So you drunk are mentally trying to communicate what your perceive to be vital information to also you drunk 1 year prior, and you only have 1 minute to get your point across.

Whatever comes to you're mind RIGHT NOW, is what you should leave in the comments.  GO!

Oh yea Happy New Year!!!