So...hypothetically speaking, of course....
You're engaged to a lovely lady. You love her dearly and trust her completely. The feelings are mutual. It's every perfect thing about a relationship you never thought existed until you met her.
The two of you live at an apartment complex where you both have friends. A long time girlfriend of your fiancee's just moved into the building from out of town. You've met her several times when she has visited in the past, but never without your fiancee. Your fiancee considers her "eccentric" but one of her best friends in the world. She's going to be in her wedding party.
Your fiancee is out of town on business, so you see this as a perfect opportunity for a fun night with the guys. You go out with your buddies and after closing time, you stumble out of a cab back at your apartment complex. You're checking your mail at the mailboxes when you run into your fiancee's girlfriend that just moved in. She's been out drinking as well and invites you up to her place for a night cap. This is the perfect opportunity to get to know each other better. You agree.
Note, this is a completely non-threatening, non-sexual situation. You've met this girl a couple of times and you know that your fiancee trusts her completely. Your fiancee would NOT have a problem with this situation.
So, you go back to her place and she decides she wants frozen pizza. You think that's a wonderful idea because, really, who DOESN'T want frozen pizza after a night of drinking. She preheats the oven.
For whatever reason, conversation dulls. She asks if you want to watch TV while you wait. You agree.
She turns on the TV and it's on porn. You chuckle a little, she doesn't respond, and doesn't change the channel. She's watching it like it's the Food Network or the nightly news. Not making any passes at you or even any eye contact. She's on a completely different couch. She's not interested in you, she's interested in the porn.
Do you continue watching? If you do, do you tell your girlfriend.
Remember, there's frozen pizza in the oven that's 20 minutes from being DELICIOUS!
Ladies, reverse it if you wish.
This is a strange one for sure. Any fiancee I would be with would not have a problem with this. If they did, I would have known already and dumped their asses. So I would watch the porn, eat the pizza, and have a laugh about it with my fiancee. Also, I would try to hook my friends up with this chic. Any chic that does that has gotta be freaky in bed. Good times all around.
I'd only stay if we were laughing at it, like 2 girls, one cup. If she's into it with you there, maybe there's a movive? To stay would be a breach, not cheating, but, come on, SKETCHY! Maybe ask for pizza to go, pizza delivery would also be considered be sketchy....
ReplyDeletenext thing you know, she'll want to masterbate and have you "just watch".
ReplyDeleteThis one's simple. Any girlfriend who found out about this situation wouldn't like it, no matter what you think. So the best thing to do would be to leave. BUT!......there is the matter of the pizza. So, I would suck it up and wait about 18 mins deep.....leaving a good 2 mins before the buzzer would go off. At that time, I would excuse myself from this platonic porno viewing session saying I was going to get a glass of water. I would snatch the pizza from the oven and sneak out of the apartment. Then when I'm back at my place, I would have the pizza all to my drunk self. But also in keeping the theme of the night, I would then rock out some porn in my living room anyways for entertainment while eating crazy chicks delicious DiGiorno in the comfort of my own apartment. Would I tell my girlfriend of the situation?......no. I mean different strokes for different folks. If she likes to watch porn as if it was Dateline, fine by me. I would however have a good laugh with my friends about her and the situation, giving her the name Sally Snuff Film behind her back.
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Simple.
ReplyDeleteAsk her to change the channel. Watch some Family Guy or something awesome like that when you're drunk. Eat some Za when it's done, thank her and then go home to tap one off.
And tell the girlfriend. Why not? You handled it beautifully.
Think I might go dload some porn now...
Whip it out, bang her, make a video of said banging, eat the pizza, watch video with my gf the next time I get drunk and want frozen pizza.
ReplyDeleteFinal thought...
ReplyDeleteThis could be a test. If they're such good friends, your fiancee and this "friend" could be cahoots to see how you'd handle such a situation. That being said... proceed wisely.
I see no problem here. Stick around and watch the porn and eat the pizza. It's the AMERICAN thing to do. Pretty sure the canadians are against porn. Although the problem lies within this pizza. If it's not a natually rising crust, there's a problem. If you run out of pizza, there's a problem. You must be eating pizza while watching porn. It's only natural. And if my girlfriend got upset everytime I watched porn with friends, I wouldn't have very lasting relationships.
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